GOPNIK TRAINING PROGRAM

Prove your worth and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate slav superstar. It is time to shed your western spy status and compete against other wannabe gopniks from all around the world. Master the slav lifestyle through two stage of training: Squats: You master the classic squat and prove you have the form of true gopnik. Walk Home: Your leg strong, you make way home after a long day of gopniking.