AIN'T

AIN'T generates one absurd sentence at a time. Powered by A̶r̶t̶i̶f̶i̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶I̶n̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶g̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ Natural Stupidity. You tap a button. AIN'T gives you a sentence. You may read it. You may share it. You may tap again. AIN'T will oblige. It is not a chatbot. It is not a large language model. It is not a neural network. It is not "AI-assisted." The publisher prefers not to say what it actually is. A few samples, picked at random: "Nine out of ten dentists agree that the tenth one is lying." — Survey conducted by someone's cousin, sometime in the late 1980s. "Pigeons know more about city planning than any engineer ever will." — Dr. Cornelius Fitch, Department of Unasked Questions, 1998. "Butter is just a conspiracy by warm bread." — Professor Randall Thatch, invented the word "amalgam," 1954. Subjects include pigeons, doorknobs, and most importantly, Tuesdays. It ain't smart. It ain't sorry. It ain't AI. AIN'T runs offline. There are no accounts. It does not study your taste. It does not learn from your behavior. It does not care. There is advertising, because the publisher would like to eat. It is, in summary, exactly what the title page admits it is. — AIN'T. Natural Stupidity, Not Artificial Intelligence.