The Name Raider

WELCOME TO THE RAID. 🏴‍☠️ Most apps tell you "Liam" means "strong-willed warrior." The Name Raider tells you the satirical truth: Liam is the kid who just broke your favorite charger and charmed his way out of it before lunch. Powered by our proprietary Anecdotal Intelligence (AQ), we’ve indexed 700+ names to give you the real "Aura Score." Whether you’re vetting a crush, roasting the group chat, or naming a human, stop guessing and start raiding. [ ⚡️ CHOOSE YOUR VIBE ] 🔥 MENACE MODE (The Roast) Built for the group chat. Enter a name and get the unfiltered, satirical truth. • Aura Ratings: Is it +1000 Aura or a total Red Flag? 🚩 • The Roast: Comedy profiles that hit way too close to home. • The Verdict: Hear the app declare "Cooked!" or "Verified" out loud. ❤️ DATING MODE (The Tea) Spot the "Mama’s Boy" or the "High-Maintenance Diva" before you hit 'send' on that first DM. • Squad Protection: Use the app to rate a crush for a laugh. If he’s a "Jett" (5/5 Red Flag), you have the data to intervene. • Spill the Tea: Found a description that matches your ex perfectly? One-tap share the joke to your story. 🎓 STUDENT MODE (Future-Proofing) Naming a human? Don’t accidentally pick a "Principal’s Office" regular. • Teacher-Tested: Based on 60+ years of collective classroom experience and fictional stereotypes. • Red Flag Ratings: From 1 (Teacher’s Pet) to 5 (Absolute Chaos). [ 🚀 KEY FEATURES ] • THE GAME: Swipe through names in a rapid-fire "Keep or Pass" Vibe Check. • BATTLE MODE: Pit your favorites head-to-head in a tournament to crown the champion. • VISUAL RAID CARDS: Export custom high-contrast image cards to Instagram or TikTok. [ 🔓 THE MENACE PASS ] Start your raid for free! Every category includes a starter pack of names to check the vibe. Upgrade to the Menace Pass (one-time purchase) to unlock: • The full 700+ Name Database. • Unlimited Name Searching. • Lifetime access to all future roasts. [ ⚖️ THE LEGAL STUFF ] FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. This app is a comedy engine. All ratings, profiles, and "AQ" data are fictional, satirical, and based on exaggerated stereotypes. We assume no liability for name-related decisions or hurt feelings in the group chat. Use your own judgment—and enjoy the raid!